For years I've heard of it. Never did I dare inquire into the details. I finally have it in my possession, obtained at last.
Five Nights At Freddy's
I didn't know what to expect. I pop in the game. "I'm finally doing it", I think.
Savoring the moment I hover on the title screen a little longer. I have the distinct feeling the score is familiar. I press start.
"Holy shit."
There he is, Freddy Mercury.
I can't wait to spend five nights with him.
Hey guys let me know what you think about this if I'm overreacting. I was shopping at a garage sale and I found this used ipod classic. I've been getting back into 128kbps blogspot rips recently so I indulged. I plugged it in and noticed while it was charging that it had a bunch of long music tracks on it but the names were all corrupted. "Weird!", I thought. I tried to play some of them on itunes but they crashed my computer. I waited until the ipod was fully charged and tried to play the songs.
A strange note all of the songs were organized into artist or album titles entered as dates but they were all wrong. The dates were nonsensical. Anyway, I listened to the songs and they were freaking messed up. If you guys have ever heard Stalaggh you know what I'm talking about.
Anyway it was really scary. There was a lot of clipping and distortion. My ears hurt up until the point I passed out.
I woke up and the ipod was gone.
I found an underground game hidden on a page in the wayback machine from 1996. It was a pretty normal game, it was wasn't crazy it was ok. All of a sudden the screen glitched and I was like huh? The game perspective switched from isometric to side-view.
The graphics all became hyperrealistic. Everything was weird and scary. The colors all changed into RGB noise and TV static and blood red. The blood red color was hyperrealistic. A really creepy hyper-realistic creature was staring at me through the screen.
I was starting to get really creeped out but then it fastforwarded into the screen and its face took up the whole screen. I nearly cried I was so scared. My monitor wouldn't turn off. I kept pushing the button but it was still on. The creature's eyes started bleeding. I couldn't move and I felt time dilate. We didn't break eye contact.
Do not download this game.
